A Geeky Tale
10:50 AM
I bring up the Blizzard store, log in to my account and find the BlizzCon ticket sale page. I am in a focused and determined state, extremely positive about my chances of getting tickets.
10:55 AM
My finger once previously hovering over F5 in anticipation is now jumping up and down refreshing that ticket page as often as I can. You see the tickets go on sale at 11:00 AM mountain time, but these computer clocks can be manhandled and may not be exactly right, I won’t be missing my chance at having the best October ever by relying solely on the computer clock! No I am prepared, my right hand is resting at the ready on the mouse and as the minutes go buy I begin left clicking the spot that will soon become the purchase button.
F5, left click, F5, left click, F5, left click….it continues until…
11:00 AM
There it is in all it’s orange and white glory! Tickets are officially available and the button has been clicked before I can even fully understand the situation. But here it is, now suddenly upon me. A few brief seconds of terror. What is my spot in the queue? BlizzCon sells out in seconds, this is why I prepare and refresh. Everyone interested knows that the best spot is under 3500, that if you’re lucky and people keep to one or two tickets under 6000 has a slight chance. So where am I? 5500…Don’t panic! The tickets are only 97% sold, the odds are stacked against me, but I still have a chance. This is when I start to lose my breath, I watch in desperate anticipation. There are two numbers, my spot in the queue and the percentage of tickets left. When I hit 3500 about 15 minutes later, ticket availability is just over 50%.
I am a religious whore, I am whispering to any God who will listen, “Please, please, come on!” Then I get on to the karma and positive thought track and I start chanting “I’m going to BlizzCon this year, it will be awesome”
11:25 AM
This is it, the last leg, the final inning, the big finish, it’s coming down to the wire, I finally hit 2500 and there are 25% of the tickets out there, I barely breathe at all as I watch 1% per 100 places in the queue. It’s agony and bliss, I could be purchasing the last two tickets, that could happen, someone has to! And just as begin to un the fervor of my chanting, I witness the first big jump, 23% to 19% in a single second, how could that have happened? Not to me…I’m going to get tickets I just have to! But here I am 2200 in cue and there was a crash in tickets like that? Okay, I say to myself, just calm down, if I’m really lucky everyone ahead of me will only need one ticket and I’ll still make it.
11:28 AM
WHAT????? I was catching up I made it to somewhere around 1700, there was 17% left, I blinked once!! One time I blinked!!! As I opened my eyes I witnessed a tragedy…All tickets are now sold out.
There is a brief moment of stunned silence, a wave or melancholy, I have no tickets…
I failed in my quest for Awesome October 2011, or have I?
Wednesday evening Blizzard is releasing the second batch of tickets…I will have another chance! Once again I wait with bated breath to accomplish DisCon 2011.
Wish me luck!
SB
